20 Most Popular Christian Pick-up Lines

For Christian guys, we all know the best way to find the love of your life — that perfect Proverbs 31 girl whom God has destined for you — is to head to the local Christian bookstore, stroll down the “Christian Living” section where that cute hipster version of Rebecca St. James is standing — yeah, the one who’s in your Bible study at church and who is browsing Stasi Eldredge’s latest book — and, with a humble yet impressively spiritual swagger, try any of the following popular Christian pick-up lines:

1. “Hey girl, is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.”
2. “Excuse me, but I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.”
3. “Hey baby, I speak all five love languages.”
4. “How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?”
5. “Hey girl, I may not have a job, and I may live with my parents, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.”
6. “Want to come over and watch Left Behind?”
7. “Excuse me, is your name Grace? Because you are Amazing.”
8. “Hey girl, now I know why Solomon had 700 wives. He never met you.”
9. “You know, Philippians 4:8 says to think about whatever is pure and lovely and, wow girl, I can’t get you out of my mind.”
10. “Hey girl, I think it’s adorable when you turn down the radio when a swear word is coming up.”

Ladies, you shouldn’t feel left out either because the next time you spot that handsome single youth pastor who you’re certain is the Boaz of your life, you can try these foolproof lines that have become quite popular in Christian communities:

1. “Hey boy, you put the ‘stud’ in bible study.”
2. “I just want you to know, I’m praying for you…No, seriously, I’m praying ‘FOR’ you.”
3. “You know, I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.”
4. “Wow, you’re cuter than Kirk Cameron.”
5. “I’ve got a promise ring with your name on it…No, seriously. It has your name on it. I got it engraved.”
6. “Excuse me, do you love Jesus? Cause I would love to spend an eternity with you.”
7. “Hey boy, wanna play Bible Pictionary?
8. “Hey good lookin’, if you were Sampson, I would never cut your hair.”
9. “I’d be your Proverbs 31 wife any day.”
10. “Are you one of David’s mighty men because you just slayed my heart.”

Sure, these mind-blowingly awesome pick-up lines might get a restraining order slapped on you; but, hey, it’s always handy to have an arsenal of classic Christian pick-up lines just in case you run into your God-ordained soulmate at the next Chris Tomlin concert.

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